if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.
……..what
if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man
if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus
if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb
if your boyfriend can launch a 90 kg stone over 300 meters you have a trebuchet
“Pokémom”
Britney omg why
this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids
i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon
Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.
I mean, this is amazing and total momgoals, but why tf would you assume Britney doesn’t know Pokemon? She was a teenager in the 90s.
Did y’all forget… that she has a song… on the album for the first Pokémon Movie…
Bruh one of her music videos is literally anime, and she’s stated that she also likes anime
Britney is our weeb pop queen and yall should be ashamed for assuming anything else.
Have you found a perfect Bag to Hold your all things easily?
I’m gonna make this. Fuck 54 dollars. Ya bitch broke.
captain marvel arriving to help the avengers: i’m carol danvers, you can just call me captain
steve:
